STOLE IT FROM HANNAH

BECAUSE SHE'S AMAZING.
<insert srs faise>
RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Sara needs your opinion on parents sleeping in your bed.
(WTF.)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Sara looks like trouble just waiting to happen.
(The sentence following this was "Don't have sex with Sara." Just thought ya'll should know. XD)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Welcome to the official Facebook Page of Sara Says Children's Boutique.
(...yeah, there wasn't much on that one.)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Sara wants to feed Aquafina to the goldfish.
(Why, yes. Yes I do.)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Sara does skirts.
(Why, no. No I don't. T_T)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Sara hates other cats, and all the cats in the neighborhood are afraid of her.
(Awwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: )
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Sara asks Nick "Do you know what pisses me off?"
(WHO THE HELL IS NICK???)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes to" in Google search:
A: Sara goes to Amsterdam.
(....where is that again?)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Sara likes smut.
(NUH-UH!!! Lies.)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Sara eats children.
(This is the most accurate one so far!)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Sara wears skirts.
(NO I DON'T! QUIT SAYING THAT!!!!)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Sara was arrested for stealing a U-Haul truck she rented and never returned.
(YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. That's pretty exciting.)
EVERYONE DO IT. It's fun. I'm going to do it for Kyle next, and give him a sheet of paper with all of it and demand "WHEN THE HELL DID ALL THIS HAPPEN??? YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DOOOOOO!!!!!" and whale on him. XD oh happy day!